Start by folding a piece of salami in half, then rolling it up. Take a second piece, fold it in half, and wrap it around the first rolled piece. Repeat two more times, so that you have four pieces rolled together. Secure with a toothpick.
9 ounces salami
Next, fold one slice of turkey in half then fold it like an accordion. Push a toothpick through it to hold it in its shape. Repeat with the remaining pieces of turkey.
9 ounces turkey breast
On a round serving tray, place the cheeseball in the center of the bottom third of the tray.
cheese ball
Take five of your rolled salami roses and place them in an arc shape around the top half of the cheeseball.
Cover the bottom third of the serving tray with a layer of fresh spinach.
fresh spinach
Place fresh blackberries around the salami roses in an arc shape, then place the cheddar cheese cubes above the blackberries, following the same arc shape.
blackberries
Now arrange your turkey breast and the remaining salami roses above the cheese cubes.
Next, cut each mini pepper in half, length-wise. Place each half above the deli meat, continuing to follow the same arc shape.
5 sweet peppers
Add the pepperonis and a layer of assorted peppers along the same arc as the peppers.
pepperoni
Fill in the sides of the platter with fresh raspberries, then place the three Laughing Cow cheese triangles in the center of the arc.
raspberries, garlic herb cheese triangles
Cut two pepper jack cheese slices into fours then place those above the crackers. Add cashews along the top of the platter and pistachios along the bottom.
pepper jack cheese, pistachios, cashews
Use two peppercorns for the turkey's eyes, a small triangle of cheese for the beak, and a small piece of pepperoni for the wattle. Finally, add two cashews for the legs. Serve and enjoy!
2 peppercorns